The Alphabet Band

A 4 piece band is onstage, playing away.

The singer is thinking: "Wow! Look at all these girls up front, I can have any of them I want."

The guitarist is thinking: "Wow! Look at all these girls up front, I can have any of them I want. After the singer takes his pick, that S.O.B."

The drummer is thinking: "Those guys are lucky. They can have any girl they want in this whole crowd.

That's okay though, because I'm the only one in this band with any real talent."

The bassist is thinking: "A, D, D, G, B, A, B, A, E, E..."